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The monthly dance riot that is the Bang! occurred last Saturday. In Ann Arbor. This location can lead difficulties in placing yourself on the dancefloor of the Blind Pig if you happen to live 70 miles away, say in East Lansing and do not own a vehicle. Thus, I have created a simple decision-making graph for your ease.

(or, click on image if you are too old to read the type)


Once you arrive, follow the natural process of pre-Bang! activities; this will help to alleviate stress accumulated during the last month and prepare your body for the beating it will take at the Blind Pig.

Procedure:
1. Put on clothes. Naturally, this will mean taking off more clothes than you put back on.

2. Apply make-up and fix hair.

3. Mix first vodkaredbull*. Notice this step occurs after step 2. After. If you are short on time, it is allowable to insert step 3 midway through step 2.

4. Pound second and third vodkaredbull. Take shots while waiting for cab.

5. Take pictures of how your outfit is supposed to look.





















6, 7, 8...the rest gets a bit blurred, will report later on developments.

*Definition of first vodkaredbull: half a glass ketel one vodka, half a can red bull. The equalized chemistry is perfect for this cocktail.