John, a former marine, informed us the first thing he asked after joining the prestigious United States armed forces was, "When do I get to train with swords? I would ask about the unicorn training, but it seems safer to me to learn sword basics before mounting my white unicorn."
Apparently, that was not the correct confirmation code for joining the top-secret deadly unicorn corps, because John was made to run 20 miles in the snow uphill for the next week. He never made sword training.
Point is, these images result from a night of mixing aspirations for joining the unicorn cavalry, free drafts, restaurant employees of Ypsi (notorious for their consumption of fine whiskeys and Michigan beer - a combo that would make the unicorn corps only stronger and more fierce), and that den of sin, the Elbow Room.
For added atmosphere, listen to Champions of Breakfast while enjoying these feasts of the eyes:
"Take a page out of the Unicorn Bible and dance all night under the light of the dragon's flame..."
There was also something happening on national television that Sunday, which distracted some people from saber training plans
The long and arduous trek to the Elbow is filled with obstacles like icy sidewalks, gravity stabilization issues and monsters lurking beneath phosphorous waters. Which is where having a unicorn would be advantageous.
John likes unicorns.
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